Humour....just for fun Ye..... if u caught the russell peter's website and saw that 45 min clip.... here's more to add into the humour. I quote CONFUCIUS.....
Confucius Say... Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film! Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Hole happy, whole body happy.
Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Elevator smell different to midget.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Yup... confucius indeed is a wise man. hahahaha........
